Today’s Random Musings

1. No matter how many times you sweep, vacuum, or scan the area, your 8 month old will inevitably find something he can choke on. Going to bathroom while he plays on the floor is not a possibility. This is why playpens were invented.

2. It is easier to just take your 3 year old with you to the bathroom. If you don’t he will climb into said playpen and ride your 8 month old like a horse.

3. Teething poop is comparable to a nuclear incident and the flushable liners are no match for its destruction.

4. Take notes on who got your kids the toys that make noise. You will get your revenge next Christmas.

5. Little boys can make the most incredible messes.


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